1 00:00:01,539 --> 00:00:04,907 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ 2 00:00:04,994 --> 00:00:08,313 ♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪ 3 00:00:08,364 --> 00:00:11,783 ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ 4 00:00:11,851 --> 00:00:14,753 ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ 5 00:00:14,821 --> 00:00:18,356 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ 6 00:00:18,407 --> 00:00:21,543 ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ 7 00:00:21,611 --> 00:00:23,161 ♪ All the things that make us ♪ 8 00:00:23,212 --> 00:00:24,579 ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ 9 00:00:24,664 --> 00:00:28,280 ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪ 10 00:00:28,281 --> 00:00:32,281 Mr. and Mrs. Stewie Original Air Date on April 29, 2012 11 00:00:32,283 --> 00:00:36,283 == sync, corrected by 00:02:57,845 And if he's not smothering me, he's keeping me up all night 72 00:02:57,912 --> 00:03:00,581 writing with that giant plume of his. 73 00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:04,301 "Dearest Augustine, I do hope this latest damp 74 00:03:04,352 --> 00:03:05,819 has not aggravated your gray lung." 75 00:03:05,887 --> 00:03:07,454 Dip, dip, dip, dip, dip. 76 00:03:07,522 --> 00:03:09,773 "Matters stateside have taken a tragic turn 77 00:03:09,824 --> 00:03:11,825 "as this year's gourd crop has fallen prey 78 00:03:11,910 --> 00:03:13,744 "to a rather unexpected infestation 79 00:03:13,811 --> 00:03:15,112 of saltmarsh cutworms." 80 00:03:15,180 --> 00:03:16,296 Dip, dip, dip, dip, dip. 81 00:03:16,364 --> 00:03:17,915 Peter, it's 4:00 in the morning. 82 00:03:17,982 --> 00:03:19,416 Come to bed! 83 00:03:19,484 --> 00:03:22,186 "Marital concerns continue to bedevil me." 84 00:03:25,106 --> 00:03:27,141 Look, I'm sorry. 85 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:29,743 I wasn't planning on spending all night there. 86 00:03:29,811 --> 00:03:32,346 Look, how about if I take you to the park, huh? 87 00:03:32,414 --> 00:03:35,182 Come on. You like the park, right? 88 00:03:35,250 --> 00:03:37,501 We're about to pass the turnoff. 89 00:03:37,569 --> 00:03:40,437 Here it comes. 90 00:03:40,505 --> 00:03:42,423 You may take me to the park. 91 00:03:47,479 --> 00:03:49,630 Um, excuse me. I didn't bring any of my toys. 92 00:03:49,697 --> 00:03:50,998 Can I play with some of yours? 93 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:52,916 No! Mine! 94 00:03:54,436 --> 00:03:56,804 Are you all right? 95 00:03:56,871 --> 00:03:58,105 I'm fine. 96 00:03:58,173 --> 00:04:00,524 I-I didn't push him back because he has leukemia. 97 00:04:00,592 --> 00:04:01,592 My name's Penelope. 98 00:04:01,659 --> 00:04:02,559 What's yours? 99 00:04:02,627 --> 00:04:03,694 Stewie. 100 00:04:03,762 --> 00:04:05,462 I've never seen you around here before. 101 00:04:05,530 --> 00:04:07,798 I'm new to town and I don't have many friends. 102 00:04:07,866 --> 00:04:09,199 All right. 103 00:04:09,267 --> 00:04:11,835 A lot of pressure on me instantly, but okay. 104 00:04:11,886 --> 00:04:14,071 Would you like to play with some of my toys, Stewie? 105 00:04:14,139 --> 00:04:15,255 Well, what have you got? 106 00:04:15,340 --> 00:04:17,057 I have a set of jacks, a paddleball, 107 00:04:17,125 --> 00:04:18,926 and this taffy with superglue. 108 00:04:18,993 --> 00:04:21,061 Isn't that the little boy who pushed you? 109 00:04:21,129 --> 00:04:22,579 Hmm, yes. 110 00:04:22,647 --> 00:04:26,316 You there, would you like a piece of candy? 111 00:04:37,579 --> 00:04:39,446 Don't push. 112 00:04:43,968 --> 00:04:46,703 Uh, Lois, why do we have Lucy and Ricky beds? 113 00:04:46,754 --> 00:04:49,606 Because I'm sick of you crushing me in the middle of the night. 114 00:04:49,674 --> 00:04:51,308 Dr. Hartman called about my X rays. 115 00:04:51,376 --> 00:04:53,677 He said my spine is now disfigured. 116 00:04:53,745 --> 00:04:56,079 Lois, if God wanted me to not sleep with my wife, 117 00:04:56,147 --> 00:04:57,681 he would have made me John Travolta. 118 00:04:57,749 --> 00:04:59,082 Peter, I'm really tired, okay? 119 00:04:59,150 --> 00:05:00,984 Just give the bed a try. 120 00:05:05,857 --> 00:05:07,574 There you go. 121 00:05:07,642 --> 00:05:09,159 Good night, Peter. 122 00:05:09,227 --> 00:05:11,295 I can't sleep like this, Lois. 123 00:05:11,362 --> 00:05:13,030 I need someone to cuddle with. 124 00:05:13,097 --> 00:05:14,932 Believe it or not, men like to cuddle, 125 00:05:14,999 --> 00:05:17,801 even cold, unfeeling men like Charles Bronson. 126 00:05:17,869 --> 00:05:20,270 Hey, Charles Bronson's wife. 127 00:05:20,338 --> 00:05:23,207 Scooch over. I want to cuddle. 128 00:05:23,274 --> 00:05:25,375 Mmm, that's nice. 129 00:05:30,648 --> 00:05:31,815 I don't know what the big deal is. 130 00:05:31,883 --> 00:05:34,284 I stopped for one drink after work. 131 00:05:34,352 --> 00:05:36,086 Yes, but it's every night. 132 00:05:36,154 --> 00:05:39,172 There, now you can be upset about that. 133 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:40,240 This is fun. 134 00:05:40,308 --> 00:05:41,875 I like playing with you, Penelope. 135 00:05:41,943 --> 00:05:43,076 What shall we play next? 136 00:05:43,144 --> 00:05:44,795 Well, let's see what you have. 137 00:05:44,863 --> 00:05:47,781 You have a pop-up version of the Unabomber's Manifesto? 138 00:05:47,849 --> 00:05:51,101 Yes, at the end the brother pops up and turns you in. 139 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:57,474 What's this on your Etch A Sketch? 140 00:05:57,542 --> 00:05:59,243 Oh, those are some advanced mathematical formulas 141 00:05:59,310 --> 00:06:00,911 I've just been tinkering with. 142 00:06:00,979 --> 00:06:02,312 You're kidding? I do that, too. 143 00:06:02,380 --> 00:06:04,581 But what are these formulas for? 144 00:06:04,649 --> 00:06:06,650 For these. 145 00:06:14,626 --> 00:06:15,626 Oh, my God, 146 00:06:15,693 --> 00:06:16,860 you've got a weapons room, too? 147 00:06:16,928 --> 00:06:18,061 And look at the size of it. 148 00:06:18,129 --> 00:06:19,429 It's amazing. 149 00:06:19,497 --> 00:06:21,665 Yes, although sometimes I think it's too big. 150 00:06:21,733 --> 00:06:24,167 It takes the cleaning woman forever to clean it. 151 00:06:27,839 --> 00:06:30,140 Was already broken. 152 00:06:37,311 --> 00:06:38,811 My word, Penelope, 153 00:06:38,879 --> 00:06:41,013 you and I seem to have quite a lot in common. 154 00:06:41,081 --> 00:06:42,415 Do you actually use these? 155 00:06:42,483 --> 00:06:44,984 Only when fear, spite, jealousy, and revenge demand. 156 00:06:45,052 --> 00:06:47,420 I bought that to kill the women from Sex and the City, 157 00:06:47,488 --> 00:06:50,022 but time seems to be doing it for me. 158 00:06:50,090 --> 00:06:51,858 You're wicked. 159 00:06:51,925 --> 00:06:53,459 Do your parents have any idea? 160 00:06:53,527 --> 00:06:54,594 My mother's not a concern. 161 00:06:54,661 --> 00:06:55,778 I don't really have to worry 162 00:06:55,846 --> 00:06:57,130 about her anymore. 163 00:06:57,197 --> 00:06:59,999 Oh, do you have one of those white wine zombie moms? 164 00:07:00,067 --> 00:07:01,234 No, she died. 165 00:07:01,301 --> 00:07:02,518 She was taking a tub 166 00:07:02,586 --> 00:07:04,887 and somebody came in and cut her head off. 167 00:07:04,955 --> 00:07:06,322 Wait a moment. 168 00:07:06,390 --> 00:07:09,192 Did... did you kill her? 169 00:07:09,259 --> 00:07:13,129 Well, I held the knife... and her hair. 170 00:07:13,197 --> 00:07:16,532 Oh, my God, I've been dreaming about doing that for years, 171 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:18,568 and you've actually gone ahead and done it. 172 00:07:18,635 --> 00:07:20,286 Penelope... 173 00:07:20,354 --> 00:07:22,054 I've never said this to anyone before, 174 00:07:22,122 --> 00:07:25,558 but I feel like I may have finally found, in you, 175 00:07:25,626 --> 00:07:27,894 my one true soul mate. 176 00:07:27,961 --> 00:07:29,262 Do you feel this way, too? 177 00:07:29,329 --> 00:07:30,830 I do, Stewart. 178 00:07:30,898 --> 00:07:33,299 It's as if our meeting were more than a mere coincidence. 179 00:07:33,367 --> 00:07:35,768 It's as if we were meant to be together. 180 00:07:35,836 --> 00:07:37,036 Indeed. 181 00:07:37,104 --> 00:07:39,605 This must be how Maverick felt when he met Goose. 182 00:07:39,673 --> 00:07:41,173 I feel the need. 183 00:07:41,225 --> 00:07:43,359 The need for speed. The need for speed. 184 00:07:43,443 --> 00:07:45,244 And Scientology. No, just speed. 185 00:07:48,815 --> 00:07:50,867 So, listen, Quagmire, there's something 186 00:07:50,951 --> 00:07:52,752 I kind of wanted to talk to you about. 187 00:07:52,819 --> 00:07:55,888 E-Ever since Lois got us twin beds, I can't fall asleep. 188 00:07:55,956 --> 00:07:57,790 I'm used to having another person there. 189 00:07:57,858 --> 00:07:59,976 I know. I always sleep better when I'm next to someone. 190 00:08:00,043 --> 00:08:00,977 Yeah, it's only natural, right? 191 00:08:01,044 --> 00:08:02,345 I'm glad to hear you say that 192 00:08:02,412 --> 00:08:05,031 'cause, you know, I guess what I'm trying to say is, 193 00:08:05,098 --> 00:08:08,000 I... want to propose an arrangement 194 00:08:08,068 --> 00:08:10,052 that could benefit the both of us. 195 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:11,354 Okay. 196 00:08:11,421 --> 00:08:13,623 Men need someone to spoon with and snuggle with 197 00:08:13,690 --> 00:08:18,361 just the same as women, and when you don't have that, it-it's... 198 00:08:18,428 --> 00:08:20,346 I... well, what I'm getting at is... 199 00:08:21,682 --> 00:08:25,651 I would like for you to sleep with me in my bed, 200 00:08:25,719 --> 00:08:28,054 and this, this is not about sex; it's about sleep. 201 00:08:28,121 --> 00:08:29,338 No, no, I totally get it, Peter. 202 00:08:29,406 --> 00:08:30,673 Snuggling is a basic human need. 203 00:08:30,741 --> 00:08:32,942 Right, I mean, who says that the body next to you 204 00:08:33,010 --> 00:08:34,610 has to be male or female or... whatever? 205 00:08:34,678 --> 00:08:35,645 Or alive. 206 00:08:35,712 --> 00:08:37,713 Yeah... well, no, but, yeah. 207 00:08:37,781 --> 00:08:39,181 Look, I, I think it's a great idea 208 00:08:39,249 --> 00:08:40,449 and I, I'm completely with you. 209 00:08:40,517 --> 00:08:41,784 I'm in. Let's try it. 210 00:08:41,852 --> 00:08:44,253 Yay, that is such good news. 211 00:08:44,321 --> 00:08:46,205 And I'm so happy they gave us a booth. 212 00:08:46,273 --> 00:08:47,573 I know, 'cause they're supposed to be reserved 213 00:08:47,641 --> 00:08:48,608 for parties of three or more. 214 00:08:48,675 --> 00:08:49,809 I know! 215 00:08:52,963 --> 00:08:55,715 Oh, Stewie, it's so nice to finally have someone 216 00:08:55,782 --> 00:08:57,116 to do naughty things with. 217 00:08:57,184 --> 00:08:58,217 Definitely. 218 00:08:58,285 --> 00:08:59,652 All right, I made a wallet bomb 219 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:01,053 and I planted it on Mort. 220 00:09:01,104 --> 00:09:03,489 As soon as he opens it-- boom. 221 00:09:13,433 --> 00:09:14,767 Oh, bloody hell. 222 00:09:14,818 --> 00:09:17,286 How do you go two weeks without opening your wallet? 223 00:09:17,371 --> 00:09:19,322 Yeah, he's been out to dinner, like, four times. 224 00:09:19,406 --> 00:09:21,574 We're clearly not going to get him this way. 225 00:09:21,625 --> 00:09:24,293 I know, which is why I just planted another bomb 226 00:09:24,378 --> 00:09:27,296 that's set to go off every time he burps into his hand. 227 00:09:32,502 --> 00:09:36,055 Ohh, I'd better make sure my wallet's okay. 228 00:09:41,445 --> 00:09:43,546 I say, we're on quite a run. 229 00:09:43,613 --> 00:09:45,114 We blew up the Great Wall of China, 230 00:09:45,182 --> 00:09:47,350 bombed the Eiffel Tower, a look at this note I sent off. 231 00:09:47,417 --> 00:09:49,518 "Dear Pakistan, Up yours. 232 00:09:49,586 --> 00:09:50,987 Love, India." 233 00:09:51,054 --> 00:09:52,388 Let's see what happens. 234 00:09:57,894 --> 00:09:59,729 They did not need much. 235 00:09:59,796 --> 00:10:02,031 All right, Stewie, your turn. 236 00:10:02,099 --> 00:10:05,217 Okay, I have to destroy Copenhagen with a... 237 00:10:05,285 --> 00:10:07,920 tidal wave, and the theme is... 238 00:10:07,987 --> 00:10:09,405 the Roaring Twenties. 239 00:10:09,473 --> 00:10:12,041 Tha-That's, that's, that's a challenge. 240 00:10:19,999 --> 00:10:22,918 Roarin' twenten tidal waven! 241 00:10:31,578 --> 00:10:32,812 Peter, what's going on? 242 00:10:32,879 --> 00:10:34,647 Quagmire's having a sleepover with me. 243 00:10:34,698 --> 00:10:36,065 You can't be serious. 244 00:10:36,133 --> 00:10:37,767 Look, Lois, I told you that I need 245 00:10:37,834 --> 00:10:39,802 to have somebody sleeping next to me. 246 00:10:39,870 --> 00:10:41,237 All right, now if that's not going to be you... 247 00:10:41,304 --> 00:10:42,772 Fine. Do what you want. 248 00:10:42,839 --> 00:10:44,990 I don't care, but I think it's very strange. 249 00:10:45,042 --> 00:10:46,325 Okay, that's the one thing it's not. 250 00:10:46,393 --> 00:10:47,693 Yeah, it's not strange. 251 00:10:47,761 --> 00:10:50,579 I already told you: I don't care. 252 00:10:50,647 --> 00:10:51,914 It's not strange. 253 00:10:51,982 --> 00:10:53,115 I know. 254 00:10:53,183 --> 00:10:54,250 All right, let's see here. 255 00:10:54,317 --> 00:10:56,919 Now just, uh, wrap yourself around me. 256 00:10:56,987 --> 00:10:58,154 Is that okay? 257 00:10:58,221 --> 00:11:00,022 Yeah, actually, you can hold me even tighter. 258 00:11:00,090 --> 00:11:03,426 Okay, I just need to put this arm right around here. 259 00:11:03,493 --> 00:11:05,077 Yeah, there we go. 260 00:11:05,145 --> 00:11:08,080 Good, now let's just fall asleep like this. 261 00:11:09,449 --> 00:11:11,417 Your boxers are a little starchy. 262 00:11:11,485 --> 00:11:12,952 Can I take 'em off with my foot? 263 00:11:13,019 --> 00:11:14,854 Sure. 264 00:11:19,342 --> 00:11:21,977 Come on, you. 265 00:11:28,568 --> 00:11:29,969 Good evening. I'm Tom Tucker. 266 00:11:30,036 --> 00:11:32,037 Our top story: Authorities are still searching 267 00:11:32,105 --> 00:11:34,907 for the culprits in a series of horrific acts of destruction 268 00:11:34,975 --> 00:11:37,143 all across-- scroll down, guys-- 269 00:11:37,210 --> 00:11:38,611 the globe. 270 00:11:38,678 --> 00:11:39,912 That could've fit on there. 271 00:11:39,980 --> 00:11:41,714 There was a long space at the end of that line. 272 00:11:41,782 --> 00:11:43,766 My God, it's you, isn't it? 273 00:11:43,850 --> 00:11:45,050 It's you and Penelope 274 00:11:45,102 --> 00:11:46,719 who've been doing all of these horrible things. 275 00:11:46,787 --> 00:11:48,237 So? I've always been about world domination. 276 00:11:48,305 --> 00:11:50,573 What the hell did you think I was talking about when I said, 277 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,007 "Victory shall be mine"? 278 00:11:52,075 --> 00:11:54,043 You have not said that in a very long time. 279 00:11:54,111 --> 00:11:55,311 Well, I'm back on it. 280 00:11:55,378 --> 00:11:57,980 Stewie, Penelope is taking you down a dark path. 281 00:11:58,048 --> 00:11:59,899 Look, in the past you've done terrible things, 282 00:11:59,950 --> 00:12:01,367 but it's always been about the pursuit 283 00:12:01,435 --> 00:12:03,335 of your greater goal of world domination. 284 00:12:03,403 --> 00:12:06,972 But this girl-- she just creates chaos for the sake of chaos. 285 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:08,107 So, what are you saying? 286 00:12:08,175 --> 00:12:09,742 I'm saying she's a bad influence on you, 287 00:12:09,810 --> 00:12:11,377 and you should stop spending time with her. 288 00:12:11,445 --> 00:12:12,645 I shall do no such thing. 289 00:12:12,712 --> 00:12:14,213 Penelope is wonderful. 290 00:12:14,281 --> 00:12:15,681 We're going to be together forever. 291 00:12:17,717 --> 00:12:19,969 Well, Rupert, this is a big mess. 292 00:12:20,053 --> 00:12:22,021 What the hell were you doing talking to him? 293 00:12:27,828 --> 00:12:29,695 You know who I think is an ugly slut? 294 00:12:29,763 --> 00:12:30,796 Miss Sharon. 295 00:12:30,864 --> 00:12:32,298 Miss Sharon from your day care? 296 00:12:32,365 --> 00:12:33,365 Yes. 297 00:12:33,433 --> 00:12:35,134 This is a map of her house. 298 00:12:35,202 --> 00:12:36,502 I thought we could burn her in her bed 299 00:12:36,570 --> 00:12:37,636 while her children watch. 300 00:12:37,704 --> 00:12:39,071 You know, Penelope, 301 00:12:39,139 --> 00:12:41,874 maybe we don't have to kill someone every day. 302 00:12:41,942 --> 00:12:44,059 There are other things to do. 303 00:12:44,127 --> 00:12:44,977 Like what? 304 00:12:45,045 --> 00:12:46,111 I-I don't know. 305 00:12:46,179 --> 00:12:47,746 You know what? Forget it. 306 00:12:47,814 --> 00:12:50,199 I-I think Brian just got in my head a bit. That's all. 307 00:12:50,267 --> 00:12:51,367 Brian? 308 00:12:51,434 --> 00:12:53,135 Why? What did Brian say? 309 00:12:53,203 --> 00:12:54,403 Oh, nothing. 310 00:12:54,471 --> 00:12:56,772 He just thinks that you're a bad influence on me. 311 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:58,774 T-Thinks I should stop seeing you. 312 00:12:58,842 --> 00:13:00,075 He does? 313 00:13:00,143 --> 00:13:01,994 How dare he! 314 00:13:02,062 --> 00:13:03,229 Babe? Babe? 315 00:13:03,296 --> 00:13:04,496 Don't worry about it, all right? 316 00:13:04,548 --> 00:13:06,849 Stewart, do you love me? 317 00:13:06,917 --> 00:13:08,384 More than anything. 318 00:13:08,451 --> 00:13:10,719 Then swear on that love that you'll do what I ask. 319 00:13:10,787 --> 00:13:11,921 Just name it. 320 00:13:11,988 --> 00:13:13,589 Kill him. 321 00:13:13,657 --> 00:13:15,291 Kill Brian for me. 322 00:13:17,727 --> 00:13:18,898 Family Guy is brought to you 323 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,923 by AXE Body Spray. 324 00:13:21,147 --> 00:13:23,649 AXE Body Spray: Spray it on after gym class 325 00:13:23,717 --> 00:13:25,734 instead of getting beat up in the shower. 326 00:13:25,802 --> 00:13:28,087 Kind of weird those guys want to fight you naked, huh? 327 00:13:28,154 --> 00:13:29,255 AXE Body Spray. 328 00:13:37,227 --> 00:13:39,562 Oh, God, I can't kill Brian. 329 00:13:39,630 --> 00:13:40,930 Even for Penelope. 330 00:13:40,997 --> 00:13:43,049 He's my dog, my friend. 331 00:13:43,116 --> 00:13:44,550 Well, I wonder what words 332 00:13:44,618 --> 00:13:46,769 are gonna come out of this pen today. 333 00:13:46,837 --> 00:13:48,204 All right, I can do this. 334 00:14:08,058 --> 00:14:09,825 Oh, who am I kidding? 335 00:14:09,893 --> 00:14:11,444 I can't do this. 336 00:14:22,139 --> 00:14:25,892 ♪ You're lookin' kind of lonely, girl ♪ 337 00:14:25,976 --> 00:14:30,479 ♪ Would you like someone new to talk to? ♪ 338 00:14:30,547 --> 00:14:33,482 ♪ Oh, yeah, all right ♪ 339 00:14:33,550 --> 00:14:36,986 ♪ I'm feelin' kind of lonely, too ♪ 340 00:14:37,054 --> 00:14:38,771 ♪ If you don't mind ♪ 341 00:14:38,855 --> 00:14:42,975 ♪ Can I sit down here beside you? ♪ 342 00:14:43,043 --> 00:14:46,212 ♪ Oh, yeah, all right ♪ 343 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:50,233 ♪ If I seem to come on too strong ♪ 344 00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:53,035 ♪ I hope that you will understand ♪ 345 00:14:53,086 --> 00:14:55,538 ♪ I say these things 'cause I'd like to know ♪ 346 00:14:55,589 --> 00:14:58,758 ♪ If you're as lonely as I am ♪ 347 00:14:58,825 --> 00:15:03,429 ♪ And if you'd mind sharing the night together ♪ 348 00:15:03,497 --> 00:15:06,315 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 349 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:09,535 ♪ Sharing the night together ♪ 350 00:15:09,603 --> 00:15:12,772 ♪ Whoa-oh, yeah... ♪ 351 00:15:15,242 --> 00:15:17,877 I don't care how many children you've lost in childbirth. 352 00:15:17,945 --> 00:15:19,478 You're fired. 353 00:15:19,546 --> 00:15:21,080 But I was only having a child 354 00:15:21,148 --> 00:15:22,515 because you and the mister... 355 00:15:22,582 --> 00:15:26,652 You don't get to speak of me and the mister! 356 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,904 Ah, Stewie. So did you do it? 357 00:15:28,972 --> 00:15:31,774 Have you removed that wretched cur from our existence? 358 00:15:31,842 --> 00:15:34,377 I just couldn't bring myself to kill him, Penelope. 359 00:15:34,444 --> 00:15:36,679 Brian is my best friend. 360 00:15:36,747 --> 00:15:38,247 Perhaps you're right. 361 00:15:38,315 --> 00:15:40,449 Perhaps it was wrong of me to ask you to do such a thing. 362 00:15:40,517 --> 00:15:42,018 Oh, thank you. 363 00:15:42,085 --> 00:15:44,353 I'm so glad you're being so understanding about this. 364 00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:46,922 I was actually dreading having to tell you about this. 365 00:15:46,990 --> 00:15:48,524 Bleah. 366 00:15:48,592 --> 00:15:50,960 It appears I'll have to kill him myself. 367 00:15:51,028 --> 00:15:52,094 What?! 368 00:15:52,162 --> 00:15:54,096 I knew you were too weak to do this. 369 00:15:54,197 --> 00:15:55,564 You're nothing but a coward. 370 00:15:55,632 --> 00:15:57,416 No, Penelope, wait! 371 00:15:57,484 --> 00:15:59,869 Strong women always turn out to be nightmares. 372 00:15:59,936 --> 00:16:01,570 Like Joan of Arc. 373 00:16:01,638 --> 00:16:04,140 Hey, guys, I'm not like other girls. 374 00:16:04,207 --> 00:16:06,742 I kill people and burp and watch so much porn. 375 00:16:06,810 --> 00:16:08,644 Isn't that cool? No. 376 00:16:08,712 --> 00:16:10,346 I like a lot of goofball comedies 377 00:16:10,414 --> 00:16:12,081 that other chicks don't like. 378 00:16:12,149 --> 00:16:14,617 My favorite thing to play is Call of Duty. 379 00:16:14,685 --> 00:16:17,753 Look me up. I'm GuitarGurrrl76. 380 00:16:17,821 --> 00:16:19,321 Let's burn this chick at the stake. 381 00:16:19,373 --> 00:16:20,589 I love steak! 382 00:16:20,657 --> 00:16:21,757 Other girls don't. 383 00:16:21,825 --> 00:16:23,426 I'm actually more like a dude. 384 00:16:23,493 --> 00:16:25,011 Hey, guys, don't come in my room. 385 00:16:25,095 --> 00:16:27,446 I might be rubbin' one in. 386 00:16:30,634 --> 00:16:32,835 Peter, this is ridiculous. 387 00:16:32,903 --> 00:16:34,603 It's time for you to come home. 388 00:16:34,671 --> 00:16:36,105 I live here now, Lois. 389 00:16:36,173 --> 00:16:38,674 Look, I'm sorry that I ever got us separate... 390 00:16:38,742 --> 00:16:40,109 Is that a bracelet you're wearing? 391 00:16:40,176 --> 00:16:41,560 It's a giggity band, Lois. 392 00:16:41,628 --> 00:16:43,029 You wouldn't understand. 393 00:16:43,096 --> 00:16:44,630 Look, Peter, if you come home now, 394 00:16:44,698 --> 00:16:46,132 we can get our old bed back, 395 00:16:46,199 --> 00:16:48,100 and you can snuggle with me as much as you want. 396 00:16:48,168 --> 00:16:49,535 Well... 397 00:16:49,603 --> 00:16:51,337 You promise? 398 00:16:51,405 --> 00:16:52,805 I promise. 399 00:16:52,873 --> 00:16:56,175 'Cause, you know, I missed cuddling with you, too. 400 00:16:56,243 --> 00:16:57,176 You did? 401 00:16:57,244 --> 00:16:59,078 I sure did. 402 00:16:59,146 --> 00:17:01,330 Well, then, hey... 403 00:17:01,398 --> 00:17:03,749 what do you say we go home, huh? 404 00:17:03,817 --> 00:17:05,918 Sounds good to me. 405 00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,611 Oh, Brian, there you are! 406 00:17:15,679 --> 00:17:16,846 Thank God. Oh, hey, Stewie. 407 00:17:16,897 --> 00:17:18,180 Did you make that coffee? 408 00:17:18,248 --> 00:17:19,849 Um, no, it was here when I came in. 409 00:17:19,916 --> 00:17:21,984 I assume Lois made it. Don't drink that! 410 00:17:22,052 --> 00:17:24,253 Hey, that mug was my crew gift from "Class Holes." 411 00:17:24,321 --> 00:17:25,921 Did you take a bite out of this donut? 412 00:17:25,989 --> 00:17:27,590 Yeah, it was from a box on the counter. 413 00:17:27,657 --> 00:17:28,858 So what? How long ago? 414 00:17:28,925 --> 00:17:29,992 I don't know. Five minutes? 415 00:17:30,060 --> 00:17:31,310 There's still time. 416 00:17:35,449 --> 00:17:38,267 God, Stewie, are you out of your mind? 417 00:17:38,335 --> 00:17:40,403 Trust me, I'm only doing what's best for you. 418 00:17:40,470 --> 00:17:43,022 Well, I do feel pretty thin and wonderful. 419 00:17:43,090 --> 00:17:44,623 And I still got to eat the donut. 420 00:17:44,691 --> 00:17:46,041 Why isn't everybody doing this? 421 00:17:46,109 --> 00:17:47,760 They are. 422 00:17:50,013 --> 00:17:51,764 I've got a package here for Brian Griffin. 423 00:17:51,832 --> 00:17:52,848 Oh, that's me. 424 00:17:52,916 --> 00:17:54,350 Brian, no! 425 00:17:57,504 --> 00:17:59,255 Stewie, what the hell is going on? 426 00:17:59,322 --> 00:18:00,990 I'm so sorry, Brian. 427 00:18:01,057 --> 00:18:02,908 Penelope told me I had to kill you 428 00:18:02,993 --> 00:18:04,393 because you said we should break up, 429 00:18:04,461 --> 00:18:06,061 but I couldn't bring myself to do it. 430 00:18:06,129 --> 00:18:08,464 So then she said she was gonna kill you and... 431 00:18:08,532 --> 00:18:10,966 This-this is not for you. 432 00:18:12,202 --> 00:18:13,269 That was weird. 433 00:18:13,336 --> 00:18:14,437 W-What was he doing? 434 00:18:14,504 --> 00:18:16,155 Anyway, Penelope's trying to kill you! 435 00:18:16,223 --> 00:18:17,890 I told you she was bad news. 436 00:18:17,958 --> 00:18:19,558 Look, let's just get you someplace safe. 437 00:18:20,961 --> 00:18:22,211 Dude, get out of here. 438 00:18:25,248 --> 00:18:27,850 Stewie, step aside. 439 00:18:27,918 --> 00:18:29,802 Penelope, I can't let you do this. 440 00:18:29,870 --> 00:18:31,170 Stewie, she's one year old. 441 00:18:31,254 --> 00:18:32,488 I think I can handle this myself. 442 00:18:36,393 --> 00:18:38,394 All right, Stewie, tag in. 443 00:18:45,702 --> 00:18:49,839 Slo-o-w mo-o-o-tion di-i-ving at yo-o-u! 444 00:19:09,492 --> 00:19:10,626 Anti-gravity gun! 445 00:19:10,677 --> 00:19:12,494 This is beyond my technology. 446 00:19:12,546 --> 00:19:14,430 Perhaps if I detonate an electromagnetic pulse, 447 00:19:14,497 --> 00:19:15,497 it will disable it. 448 00:20:09,218 --> 00:20:11,237 Stay away from my dog. 449 00:20:11,321 --> 00:20:13,355 Very well, Stewie. I shall. 450 00:20:13,406 --> 00:20:14,990 But just one thing. 451 00:20:15,058 --> 00:20:15,941 What? 452 00:20:37,948 --> 00:20:39,381 That was... 453 00:20:39,449 --> 00:20:41,116 beautiful. 454 00:20:41,184 --> 00:20:43,385 I'm gonna tell my friends I banged her. 455 00:20:43,453 --> 00:20:47,453 == sync, corrected by elderman == 456 00:20:49,109 --> 00:20:50,726 Hey, thanks for saving my life. 457 00:20:50,794 --> 00:20:52,378 Well, it was the least I could do. 458 00:20:52,445 --> 00:20:55,197 Obviously, it turns out you were right about Penelope. 459 00:20:55,265 --> 00:20:56,398 You okay? 460 00:20:56,466 --> 00:20:57,666 I will be. 461 00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:59,001 I will be, babe. 462 00:20:59,069 --> 00:21:00,169 Oh, hey, Meg. 463 00:21:00,236 --> 00:21:01,320 What have you been up to? 464 00:21:03,928 --> 00:21:07,987 WEBDL Sync: VeRdiKT [Addic7ed.com]